Nice makeover, unlike the nose job girl...Hey, I just realized the tranny is on the left!!!! Oh, she/he didn't have a very good makeover either...
T'was too much like hard work. I can see why they might have given up half way through the job.
5 o'clock shadows are a pain in the ass! I have a hard time keeping up with mine...
Aye, we really need to do something about your hairy toes.
I thought you liked my Hobbit ways?
Well - yes and no. Your hobbit size is convenient I will admit. But as I've said before I'm not sure I want to see you wearing a ring around your neck - no matter how precious it is.
Sometimes you complain about my size, liar.
Only for certain positions have I ever complained (as you put it) and we found a way around it.
How in the world did we go from nose jobs, to tranny, to Hobbits, to our positions? We are fucked up, you and I.
That may be the case, but we recognise the fact and revel in it. We do not get ourselves 'fixed'.
Oh I could always purchase some Frankenstein shoes.
Like your shoe collection doesn't already outnumber mine as it is.
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Nice makeover, unlike the nose job girl...
Hey, I just realized the tranny is on the left!!!! Oh, she/he didn't have a very good makeover either...
T'was too much like hard work. I can see why they might have given up half way through the job.
5 o'clock shadows are a pain in the ass! I have a hard time keeping up with mine...
Aye, we really need to do something about your hairy toes.
I thought you liked my Hobbit ways?
Well - yes and no. Your hobbit size is convenient I will admit. But as I've said before I'm not sure I want to see you wearing a ring around your neck - no matter how precious it is.
Sometimes you complain about my size, liar.
Only for certain positions have I ever complained (as you put it) and we found a way around it.
How in the world did we go from nose jobs, to tranny, to Hobbits, to our positions? We are fucked up, you and I.
That may be the case, but we recognise the fact and revel in it. We do not get ourselves 'fixed'.
Oh I could always purchase some Frankenstein shoes.
Like your shoe collection doesn't already outnumber mine as it is.
Post a Comment