Friday 24 April 2009

Every so often I see something in Utah that I would never have seen in Scotland like

Bike police that carry guns

People unashamedly showing off their new nose complete with support strapping

12 comments:

Some Chilean Woman said...

Nice makeover, unlike the nose job girl...

Hey, I just realized the tranny is on the left!!!! Oh, she/he didn't have a very good makeover either...

Scotsman said...

T'was too much like hard work. I can see why they might have given up half way through the job.

Some Chilean Woman said...

5 o'clock shadows are a pain in the ass! I have a hard time keeping up with mine...

Scotsman said...

Aye, we really need to do something about your hairy toes.

Some Chilean Woman said...

I thought you liked my Hobbit ways?

Scotsman said...

Well - yes and no. Your hobbit size is convenient I will admit. But as I've said before I'm not sure I want to see you wearing a ring around your neck - no matter how precious it is.

Some Chilean Woman said...

Sometimes you complain about my size, liar.

Scotsman said...

Only for certain positions have I ever complained (as you put it) and we found a way around it.

Some Chilean Woman said...

How in the world did we go from nose jobs, to tranny, to Hobbits, to our positions? We are fucked up, you and I.

Scotsman said...

That may be the case, but we recognise the fact and revel in it. We do not get ourselves 'fixed'.

Some Chilean Woman said...

Oh I could always purchase some Frankenstein shoes.

Scotsman said...

Like your shoe collection doesn't already outnumber mine as it is.