You can blame Just A Girl for this post and me having nothing better to do at 7:48 in the morning.
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Scotsman.
I like that one for the streets of Edinburgh during the month of August. I might even sell them myself next year, and if I can get everyone in the Royal Mile to buy and wear one I might be convinced that the profits should go to charity. Of course I'm more likely to get a 100 punches in the nose before that happens but life, risks and all that.
I have a head for business and a Scotsman for sin.
Now if only I could convince my neighbour with the chocolate eyes to wear that one.