If you have been reading this for any length of time you will be aware that I am looking for a new career. The problem is I'm a picky bugger. Nothing is really taking my fancy. I'd rather suffer back pain for a little bit longer than push boring, ultimately meaningless, bits of paper.
But suddenly it struck me there is a business opportunity out there for a restaurant called the The Mouth Full marketed at the gay market.
Come on! It''s clever. It's honest. It goes right to the heart of why many men, not just homosexuals, use restaurants. OK so Mary Whitehouse would probably be offended but its not like she would have to eat there if she didn't want to.
Now who just reported this blog for offensive content? I can't blame Mary, she's dead (I think).